kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

I do not know what I was expecting from this bizarre encounter but it definitely wasn’t this

Well.


Uh.


Hmm.

he is here

he is IN MY HOUSE

HE IS IN MY FUCKING HOUSE WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE WORLD

nedahoyin:

unimpressed2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooo

Fucking yes..

nedahoyin:

unimpressed2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooo

Fucking yes..

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

BUT WAIT THEY DID UNBAKED LIES EDIBLE LUBE WHICH TASTES LIKE FUCKING MALIBU RUM AND BIRTHDAY CAKE AND JOY AND IS MY FAVORITE EDIBLE LUBE EVER

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.